UGH GROSS \n\nTHESE THINGS ARE NASTY \n\nNASTY AND DEAD \n\n[[YOU'RE NOT GONNA LET EM GET YOU|SMASH2]]
[img[skelemusic.gif]] \n\nHOLY JESUS. \n\nEVERYTHING ABOUT THIS IS SO WRONG. \n\nOH GOD NO. \n\n[[GO BACK TO HIDING|HIDE3]] \n[[MAKE A BREAK FOR IT|1BACKENTRANCE]]
GUESS THIS PLACE USED TO BE NICE. \n\nNOW IT'S ALL DARK AND DUSTY. \n\nNOT MUCH TO LOOK AT, REALLY. \n\n[[BACK OUT|ENTRANCE2]] \n[[CHECK OUT THE DOOR ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ROOM|STUDY]] \n[[CHECK OUT THOSE CHILL BROS IN THE CORNER|PARLOUR2]]
OKAY \n\nOKAY\n\nNO MORE RUNNING. \n\n[img[skelelinedance.gif]] \n\nTHIS IS PRETTY INTIMIDATING. LIKE OBVIOUSLY THESE GUYS ARE TOUGH, SPOOKY, HARD-LIVIN KINDA SKELLEYS. \n\nYOU REALLY THINK YOU CAN HANDLE THIS?\n\n[[YEAH!|RUN4]] \n[[NOPE!|CHASE2]]
<<set $inhouse = "no">>\nIT'S THE WITCHING HOUR.\n\nTHE MOON IS BIG AND MEAN-LOOKIN.\n\nSPOOKY ABANDONED HOUSE SITTIN IN FRONT OF YOU.\n\n[[BUST IN|ENTRANCE]] \n[[HELL NO|GRAVEYARD]]
YOU LIFT OPEN THE DOOR. \n\nIT'S PITCH BLACK DOWN THERE, BUT YOU HOP DOWN THE STEPS BECAUSE YOU'RE BRAVE AND COOL. \n\n[[YOU CAN STILL TURN BACK, YOU KNOW.|STUDY2]] \n\n... \n\n[[YOU MIGHT NOT LIKE WHAT'S IN FRONT OF YOU.|BASEMENT3]] \n
[img[skeleclub.gif]] \n<<if $piano eq "yes">>OH YEAH, THESE GUYS.\n<<else>>\nWELP. \n\nTHIS IS WHAT'S HAPPENING. \n<<endif>> \n\n[[JUMP IN|PIANO2]] \n[[BACK AWAY SLOWLY|KITCHEN]]
RIGHT, SCREW THAT SPOOKY TRAP DOOR. DEFINITELY A TRICK. \n\nNOW WHAT? \n\n[[TRY THE STAIRS|ATTIC]] \n[[CHECK THE DOOR ON YOUR RIGHT|KITCHEN]]
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! \n\n\n[img[skelechomp.gif]] \n\n\n\n\nUR DEAD
YOU GRAB A FROSTY MUG OF WHATEVER THE HELL KINDA GHOST-BOOZE THEY'RE ON. \n\nPOUR IT ON YOUR FACE (CUZ WHEN IN ROME). \n\nAUGH\n\nEUGH \n\nIT'S JUST A BIG CUP OF SHADOW??? \n\nNASTY-ASS SHADOW JUST POURS ALL OVER YOU. THE SKELLEYS ARE GOING APESHIT OVER THIS STUFF BUT IT WEIRDS YOU THE FUCK OUT. YOU THINK FOR A SECOND YOU'RE EXPERIENCING DEATH THROUGH THE EYES OF A DEER BUT THAT SHIT FADES PRETTY QUICK. \n\n[[EFF THIS.|PARLOUR4]]
THIS IS GOING NOWHERE FAST. \n\nTHEY KNOW YOU DON'T BELONG AT THEIR COOL SKELETON PARTY. \n\nTHEY COULD JUST LEAVE YOU HERE TO DIE OF SHAME. \n\n[[BUT INSTEAD THEY CHASE YOU.|RUN2]]
THE BEAT IS GETTING STRONGER AS YOU WALK THROUGH THE MISTY DARKNESS. \n\nYOU MOVE TOWARD IT AS THOUGH PULLED BY AN UNSEEN FORCE. \n\nTHIS IS GETTING SERIOUS. \n\nWHAT YOU SEE BEFORE YOU IS [[NO JOKE.|DANCEPARTY3]]
[img[skelesquaredance.gif]] \n\n\nOH DANG. \n\nTHESE SKELETONS ARE HAVING A BONES-OUT MEGARAVE. \n\n[[I WANT IN ON THIS ACTION|DANCEPARTY4]] \n[[I WANT TO GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE|DANCEPARTYDEATH]]
YOU MANAGE TO HIDE BEHIND A PILE OF BRICKS OR SOME SHIT. \n\nTHE FOUR SKELETONS SCAMPER BY.\n\nBETTER LIE LOW HERE FOR A WHILE. \n\n... \n\nA WHILE PASSES. \n\n[[TAKE A PEEK?|HIDE2]] \n[[WAIT...|WAIT]]
YOU JUMP INTO THE SKELEDANCE AND START BUSTIN A MOVE. \n\nWILL THE SKELETONS LIKE IT? \n\nTHEY ARE KNOWN FOR THEIR SPOOKINESS BUT ALSO THEIR HIGH STANDARDS. \n\n[[FEELIN JUDGED OVER HERE|DANCEPARTYRUN]] \n[[CAN'T GIVE UP NOW|DANCEPARTY5]]
[img[skelecircle.gif]] \n\nTHEY LOVE YOU! \n\nALL THEY WANNA DO IS DANCE WITH YOU ALL NIGHT LONG. \n\nPOUND A GHOSTLY ENERGY DRINK AND GET YOUR HAUNTED BEAD NECKLACKES; THIS RAVE FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE WILL NEVER END. \n\n\nYOU WIN!
It seems as though the skeletons are just curious. They touch your skin gently, in small movements. At first, you shudder at any contact. The skeletons pull away, moving their skulls together and chattering their teeth in what seems to be a kind of percussive communication. \n\nThey try again. This time you can relax.\n\nIt is difficult to see anything but horror in their darkened sockets and lipless mouths, yet over the course of the evening you experience a deep empathy with the dry, clacking beings. Why are they so compelled by your flesh? Is your living, breathing body a faint echo of a barely-remembered life? You touch them as well, and find the bones pleasingly smooth, cool to the touch. Their ivory forms are almost beautiful as they reflect moonlight in the otherwise dark landscape. You sit in the graveyard with them a long time, touching and chattering, or just appreciating the silent night together. You find they are exceedingly pleased at your ability to whistle. \n\nThe skeletons know when the sun is about to rise. They chatter to each other, stand up, and wave a clattering goodbye. They slowly amble back to their various graves and tombs. You remain seated in silence, and stay to watch the sun rise. \n\n\n\nThe end.
THIS STUFF IS DUMB AND ALSO STUPID. \n\nYOU KNOCK STUFF OVER, MESS IT UP. \n\nHAHA YOU PLAY WITH BONES LIKE YOU'RE PLAYIN SOME DRUMS.\n\nAW EVERYTHING STINKS LIKE HECK NOW. \n\n[[ALSO THERE'S A HORRIBLE SOUND BEHIND YOU|ATTIC3]] \n
RIGHT YEAH THIS GUY SEEMS LIKE HE MIGHT BE OKAY... \n\n\n[img[wraithskele.gif]] \n\n\nAW SHIT SHIT SHIT NO NO NO \n\n\nUR DEAD.
[[YOU SEE A STRANGE FIGURE IN THE DARK|ATTIC3]]
THEY GOTCHA. \n\nCAN'T ESCAPE THEIR SKELETAL GRIP. \n\nYOU FEEL COLD. \nSICK\nSTRANGE\n\n[[YOU DON'T FEEL RIGHT AT ALL|PERFECT]]
YOU SMASH SOME BONES. \n\nYOU CRUSH BONES INTO BONE-DUST IN YOUR HANDS. \n\nYOU USE BIG BONES TO CRACK LITTLE BONES TIL ALL THE BONES ARE SMASHED INTO A BIG BONE PILE. \n\nBONES BONES BONES BONES BONES BONES BONES \n\nEVENTUALLY YOU LOOK DOWN AND... \n\n[[YOUR HANDS ARE BONES|PERFECT]]
SPOOKTACULAR\nADVENTURE\nDELUXE
You can't leave him. \n\nHe grabs your arm with his left hand - now you can tell he has no right arm - and stares into your eyes with a haunted, desperate look. \n\n"They need our bones." \n\nYou haven't even the time to process that statement, much less respond, when you are interruped by creaking and clattering behind you. \n\nThe trap door is shut by the time you turn around. \n\nOf course you run to the door, and clamber up the stairs, and pound on the door with your fists. Obviously when your fists yeild nothing you scream, and keep screaming until your throat is as raw and bloody as your hands. It's later explained to you that this is a perfectly normal reaction.\n\nAfter a long while, you sit down next to your new companion on the cellar floor. Neither of you has anything to say. \n\n\nThe end.
FUCK THIS PLACE \n\nYOU START KNOCKIN OVER GRAVESTONES, KICKIN UP DIRT AND STUFF. <<if $inhouse eq "yes">> THOSE SKELETONS AREN'T THE BOSS OF YOU.<<else>> THIS PLACE ISN'T SO SCARY.<<endif>> \n\nEVENTUALLY YOU GET TIRED OF DISRESPECTING THE DEAD AND HAVE TO TAKE A REST. \n\nWHEW. YOU'RE TAKING IT EASY, BUT THERE'S A SOUND... \n\nA SORT OF RATTLING, SCRAPING SOUND...\n\n[[COULD IT BE?|CHASE2]]
[img[skeledance.gif]] \n\nAWWWWWWWWWWW YEAAAAAAAHHH \n\nBEIN A SPOOKY-ASS SKELETON FUCKIN' RULES.\n\nYOU SPEND THE REST OF YOUR GHOULISH DAYS CREEPIN' ON MORTAL CHUMPS AND SCARING THE LIVING SHIT OUTTA THEM. \n\nYOU ARE A SPOOKTACULAR MOTHERFUCKER. \n\n\nPERFECT END.
<<set $inhouse = "yes">> \n<<set $paino = "no">> \nWOAH \n\nTHIS PLACE IS NASTY. \n\nDARKNESS, COBWEBS, COLD DRAFTS ALL OVER... \n\nTHIS PLACE IS TOTES HAUNTED. \n\n[[CHECK THE ROOM ON YOUR RIGHT|PIANO]] \n[[CHECK THE ROOM ON YOUR LEFT|PARLOUR]] \n[[GET THE HECK OUT|GRAVEYARD]]
[img[skelescamper.gif]] \n\nWOAH THEY'RE DANCING AFTER YOU?? \n\nTHESE GUYS ARE SERIOUS BUSINESS. \n\nWHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GONNA DO NOW?\n\n[[HEAD BACK TO THE HOUSE??|1BACKENTRANCE]] \n[[HIDE SOMEHOW???|HIDE]] \n[[FACE OFF WITH THE SKELETONS|RUN3]]
THESE THINGS ARE INVADING YOUR PERSONAL SPACE. \n\nTHEY ARE PLACING THEIR SKELETAL FINGERS ON YOUR HUMAN FLESH. \n\n\n[[Oh. That's all right.|peace]] \n[[WHAT THE HELL THIS IS NOT ANY KIND OF OKAY|SMASH]]
THE SKELETONS ARE COMIN' ATCHA. \n\nTHEY HAVE THEIR BONY HANDS EXTENDED TOWARD YOU. \n\nTHEY ARE READY TO GET ALL UP IN YOUR GRILL. \n\nBUT YOU'RE STANDING YOUR GROUND, YOU CUTIE BADASS. \n\nI'M PROUD OF YOU. \n\n[[UGH WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY DOING THO|RUN5]]
OKAY. SO IT'S DARK AND CREEPY AND DANK AS FUCK IN HERE. \n\nWANNA EXPLORE? \n\n[[CHECK THE DOOR TO YOUR RIGHT|STUDY]] \n[[CHECK THE ROOM TO THE LEFT|KITCHEN]]
THIS PLACE IS STUFFY. \n\nCUZ IT'S SUPER DUSTY IN HERE AND ALSO THERE'S A LOT OF STUFF EVERYWHERE. LAMPS, BOOKS, NICE DESK AND CHAIR, SICK OLD-TIMEY RUG ON THE FLOOR. MUSTA BEEN A SWEET SETUP FOR WHATEVER OLD GUY USED IT AS HIS STUDY. \n\n[[TAKE STUFF|BASEMENT]] \n[[TRY THE STAIRS|ATTIC]] \n[[CHECK THE DOOR ON YOUR RIGHT|KITCHEN]]
YOU RUN RUN RUN RUN \n\nGOTTA GET AWAY FROM THAT THING. \n\nYOU TRY THE BACK ENTRANCE OF THE HOUSE. \n\nMAYBE IT'LL BE LESS CREEPY IN THERE?\n\n[[HAHA|BACKENTRANCE]]
YOU GRAB SOME BOOKS OFF THE SHELF. BORING.\n\nCHECK OUT A COUPLE LAMPS. BROKEN. \n\nTHE RUG PRACTICALLY TURNS TO DUST IN YOUR HANDS. \n\nOH, BUT THERE'S A TRAP DOOR THING UNDER IT. \n\n[[GONNA CHECK THAT OUT|BASEMENT2]] \n[[NO WAY THAT'S SCARY SHIT|STUDY2]]
YOU WANT NO PART OF SOME DANCE MACABRE BULLSHIT. \n\nYOU WHIP AROUND AND TRY TO GET AWAY FROM THE MUSIC. \n\nHOW CAN YOU ESCAPE SOUNDS THO???\n\n[[HIDE OVER HERE|DANCEPARTYDEATH2]] \n[[RUN OVER THERE|RUN2]]
YOU WAIT\n\nAND WAIT\n\nAND WAIT. \n\nYOU DEFINITELY DON'T SLEEP THO. \n\nEVENTUALLY THE SKELE-MUSICIAN PACKS UP HIS CAT AND HEADS BACK TO HIS TOMB FOR THE DAY. \n\nTHE SUN RISES. YOU CAN PRETTY MUCH WALTZ OUTTA HERE NOW. \n\nBUT YOU'LL NEVER FORGET WHAT YOU SAW. \n\n\nTHE END I GUESS.
YOU CHECK OUT SOME GRAVES. WOW COOL. \n\nEVERYTHING IS OLD AS HECK. \n\nIF THIS WAS A SCHOOL FIELD TRIP IT WOULD BE LIKE AN OKAY ONE. \n\n... \n\nYOU HEAR MUSIC. \n\nSOUNDS LIKE A FREAKY FUNKY BEAT. \n\n[[SOUNDS COOL|DANCEPARTY2]] \n[[SOUNDS DANGEROUS|DANCEPARTYDEATH]]
[img[skeleclub.gif]] \n<<set $piano = "yes">> \n\nWELP. \n\nTHIS IS WHAT'S HAPPENING. \n\n[[JUMP IN|PIANO2]] \n[[BACK AWAY SLOWLY|ENTRANCE2]]
[img[drinking2.gif]] \n\nHEY, THESE DUDES ARE ALL RIGHT. \n\nMAYBE THEY'RE HAVING A BIT TOO MUCH? \n\nDON'T JUDGE, MAN. \n\n[[I'M OUT|PARLOUR]] \n[[I'LL HAVE WHAT HE'S HAVING|PARLOUR3]]
[img[drinking2.gif]] \n\nTHEY'RE STILL AT IT? \n\nMAYBE THIS IS A NORMAL SKELETON THING. \n\nMAYBE THESE SKELETONS HAVE LIKE A SERIOUS PROBLEM. \n\nI DUNNO MAN. \n\n[[TRY NOT TO THINK ABOUT IT|PARLOUR4]]
GUESS THIS PLACE USED TO BE NICE. \n\nNOW IT'S ALL DARK AND DUSTY. \n\nNOT MUCH TO LOOK AT, REALLY. \n\n[[BACK OUT|ENTRANCE2]] \n[[CHECK OUT THE DOOR ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ROOM|STUDY]] \n[[CHECK OUT THOSE CHILL BROS IN THE CORNER|PARLOUR5]]
BETTER LIE LOW HERE FOR A WHILE. \n\n... \n\nA WHILE PASSES. \n\n[[TAKE A PEEK?|HIDE2]] \n[[WAIT...|WAIT2]]
YOU'VE HEARD ENOUGH OF THIS GUY'S WHINING. \n\nJEEZ, WHAT A BUMMER. \n\nWHEN YOU TURN AROUND TO HEAD BACK UP THE STAIRS (THE SKINNY DUDE IS STILL YAMMERING ON) YOU CAN SEE A LITTLE SKELETON GUY TRYING TO CLOSE THE TRAP DOOR. \n\nHEY! \n\nHE CLATTERS AWAY WHEN YOU NOTICE HIM. LITTLE FUCKER. \n\n[[BACK UP TO THE STUDY YOU GO|STUDY2]]
<<if $inhouse eq "yes">>\nYOU BOOK IT THE FUCK OUTTA THERE. NOW YOU'RE OUTSIDE, IN A GRAVEYARD.<<else>>NO WAY YOU'RE GOIN IN THERE. YOU GO AROUND THE HOUSE TO THE GRAVEYARD OUT BACK.<<endif>> \n\nIT'S THE WITCHING HOUR\n\nTHE MOON IS BIG AND MEAN-LOOKIN \n\nTHIS GRAVEYARD IS QUIET... \n\nQUIET AS...\n\nTHE GRAVE. \n\n[[CHECK SHIT OUT|DANCEPARTY]] \n[[KNOCK SHIT OVER|CHASE]]
YEAH, BETTER KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN A WHILE YET. \n\n... \n\nA WHILE PASSES. \n\n[[TAKE A PEEK?|HIDE2]] \n[[WAIT...|WAIT3]]
YOU KEEP TO YOURSELF. \n\nTAKE A LIL NAP BEHIND A GRAVESTONE. \n\nTHE SKELETONS DON'T FIND YOU. \n\nEVENTUALLY THE SUN RISES, AND ALL THE SPOOKY THINGS ARE GONE. \n\nYOU CAN LEAVE IF YOU WANT. \n\nIT'S ALL GOOD. \n\n\nTHE END I GUESS.
THE SPOOKY SKELETONS ARE CRAZY ABOUT YOU NOW. \n\nTHEY WANT TO BE CLOSE TO YOU. \n\nTHEY ARE GETTING CLOSER AND CLOSER, THEIR BONY HANDS OUTSTRETCHED... \n\n\n[[OKAY|PREPERFECT]] \n[[NO NO NO NO NO|ENTRANCE2]]
YOU HOP INTO THIS JAZZY SITUATION AND THROW OUT SOME SICK MOVES.\n\nAW YEAH. THEY DIG IT. \n\nYOU GYRATE. \nYOU TWIST.\nYOU DO A LIL BOX STEP AND THEY ARE GOING WILD. \n\n[[MOONWALK|PIANO3]] \n[[DO THE WATOOSI|PIANO3]]
SHIT, IT'S PITCH DARK IN HERE. \n\nYOU CAN HEAR SOMETHING MOVING... A SKELETON? WOAH WOW IT'S JUST A DUDE SKINNY ENOUGH TO BE A SKELETON. \n\n"Help me," he says. \n\n"I don't know how long they've kept me here. Please..." \n\n[[I'VE HEARD ENOUGH|BASEMENT4]] \n[[KEEP LISTENING|BASEMENTDEATH]] \n
IT'S DARK UP HERE. \n\nIT SMELLS LIKE A PILE OF OLD BOOKS THAT A BUNCH OF CATS HAVE BEEN PISSING ON. \n\nIT'S QUIET. \n\nTHERE'S A TINY WINDOW ON THE FAR WALL. THAT'S ALL YOU CAN SEE. \n\n[[LOOK OUT THE WINDOW|WINDOW]]\n[[FEEL YOUR WAY AROUND IN THE DARK|ATTIC2]]
YOU TAKE A PEEK OUT THE WINDOW. \n\n[img[skelespaz.gif]] \n\nYIKES. \n\n...BETTER STAY INSIDE. \n\n[[BACK|ATTIC]]
[img[skelefour.gif]] \n\nJOKE'S ON YOU, SUCKA.\n\nTHIS IS A DEAD END.\n\n\n(...UR DEAD.)
OUT YA GO.\n\nIT'S THE WITCHING HOUR\n\nTHE MOON IS BIG AND MEAN-LOOKIN \n\nTHIS GRAVEYARD IS QUIET... \n\nQUIET AS...\n\nTHE GRAVE. \n\n[[CHECK SHIT OUT|DANCEPARTY]] \n[[KNOCK SHIT OVER|CHASE]]
alex roberts
THIS PLACE SUCKS. \n\nIT'S SOME SORTA KITCHEN? THE ONLY THING ON THE STOVE IS A BIG POT OF STINKY BLACK STUFF. UGH. \n\nTHEN ON THE COUNTER THERE'S A BUNCH OF BONES? I GUESS THEY NEED, LIKE... SPARES??? \n\nYOU ARE GETTIN SICK AND TIRED OF SKELETON NONSENSE.\n\n<<if $piano eq "yes">>THAT OTHER DOOR MUST GO TO THE WEIRD ROOM WITH THE PIANO.<<else>>THERE'S ANOTHER DOOR OVER THERE TOO. OKAY.<<endif>> \n \n[[TRY THE BACKYARD|GRAVEYARD2]] \n[[GO THROUGH THAT OTHER DOOR|PIANOALT]]\n[[MESS WITH THE POT/BONES|KITCHENDEATH]] \n[[BACK TO THE STUDY I GUESS|STUDY]]
YOU BOOK IT BACK TO THE ENTRANCE.\n\nIT'S STILL NASTY. \n\nDARKNESS, COBWEBS, COLD DRAFTS ALL OVER... \n\nOF COURSE IT WAS GONNA BE HAUNTED. \n\n<<if $piano eq "no">>[[CHECK THE ROOM ON YOUR RIGHT|PIANO]]<<endif>> \n[[CHECK THE ROOM ON YOUR LEFT|PARLOUR]] \n[[GET THE HECK OUT|GRAVEYARD]]